LeBron returns as a casino greeter? The Cleveland Clinic bans marshmallows in hot cocoa? Abba's out of the Rock Hall? Probably won't happen this year ... but maybe they will.
See? LeBron knows how to work a crowd, so it's conceivable he'd come back to Cleveland to greet folks at our new casino in 2011. Dwyane Wade, left, Chris Bosh, center, and James press the flesh during an event at the American Airlines Arena in Miami July 9.Most people believe the first Monday of the year is reserved for decompressing after the holidays. They are wrong. The day is made for making ridiculous predictions for the year.
So here are the Plain Dealer headlines you are 100 percent, absolutely guaranteed to see in 2011.*
(* -- unless you don't)
LeBron is back!
Lockout forces James to moonlight at Cleveland casino; Gilbert likes his 'talents as a greeter'
TSA eases rules
Government will allow time for travelers to enjoy cigarette and 'afterglow' after pat-down
Dimora finds funds for legal bills
Attorney will be paid in chips from the Mirage
County Council votes to recite pre-meeting Pledge of Allegiance in private
'Public doesn't need to know that I don't know the words,' says one
Clinic bans marshmallows in hot cocoa
Cosgrove grudgingly allows skim milk in coffee 'for now'
Report: More young adults moving to Cleveland
Reasons include Christmas Ale, affordable housing and Christmas Ale
Lakers beat Heat for title
20 arrested in post-game celebration -- in Cleveland
WikiLeaks reveals secret local TV news memo
Don't call it 'lake effect,' it advises, call it 'apocalyptic snow machine'
Cavs lose pickup game to CYO squad
Prince William engagement called off
Future princess backs out after discovering Peyton Hillis is single
Kucinich district redrawn to look like space saucer
View full sizeHere's the Name of the Game, Abba: You're out of the Rock Hall.Rock Hall admits: We were kidding
Abba will be uninducted
Gov. Kasich cancels Polar Express
Russo lands reality role
Will star in 'Survivor: Federal Prison'
More Buckeyes players suspended
Allegedly sold their mothers for video games
Mangini named coach
Will lead Cleveland's new Lingerie Football League team
'Christmas Story' house gets competition
Developers planning 'Howard the Duck' house
-- Michael Heaton, John Campanelli, Plain Dealer reporters
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